I was about halfway through this Photoshop-phunny when that son-of-a-bee George Strombolopolus beat me to more or less the exact same joke on his CBC show tonight. 'cept I've got a fake movie poster to really bring it all back home.
This is, of course, a response to the recent news that the fourth "Rambo" film--due to shoot soon, really--will be titled, simply, "John Rambo". Calling the sixth Rocky installment "Rocky Balboa" presumably helped its box office appeal ("gee, Ethel, what's this movie about?"), so I guess Stallone will do just about anything to secure another sure-fire hit. Good luck, Sly.
Insert your own "Cosmo Carboni" joke here...